Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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