She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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