their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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