My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They took my balls.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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