Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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