help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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