dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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