oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
