yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
God, I missed his penis.
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