ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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