How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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