You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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