This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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