Christians are straight up FREAKS
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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