It's just like the Real World with babies
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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