Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm always down for nudity.
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