i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we made out on top of his cat.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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