apparently the secret to your success is patron
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There r osticjed everywhere
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
its liver damage thursday
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