I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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