God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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