You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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