I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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