This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
