I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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