Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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