White coat. Heels.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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