sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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