in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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