addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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