Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
