I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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