There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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