Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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