found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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