make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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