Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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