playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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