My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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