I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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