Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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