yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
