they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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