it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
babies were throwing up all over the place
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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