I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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