Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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