if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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