It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Did you pee in the oven last night??
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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