have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You almost got us killed.
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