I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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