Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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