he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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