Will you blow on my dice?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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